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Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids

Any kid can be a comedian with a little help from award-winning author/illustrator Sandy Silverthorne's Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids. Perfect for kids ages 6-12, this zany collection of one-liners (Did you hear about the missing barber? Police are combing the city.), knock-knock jokes (Knock, Knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza nice guy, don't you think?), riddles (What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.), puns, and funny lists represents some of the world's best clean humor. Add in the author's hilarious illustrations and cartoons, and kids will get hours of fun with the kind of laughs that make milk come out your nose--that is, if you're drinking milk while you read!

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Did you hear about the guy who stole a trunk full of rubber bands? He was put away for a long stretch! Last night I slept in a ten-foot bed. That's a lot of bunk! Knock knock. Who's there? Dots? Dots who? Dots for me to know and you to find out! Full of wacky illustrations, hilarious jokes, and crazy tongue twisters--'Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager!'--More Crack Yourself Up Jokes for Kids promises hours of good clean fun and all-out belly laughs for kids ages 6-8. Perfect for lazy Sunday afternoons, long car or plane rides, and any time you need a laugh!

Laugh Out Loud Jokes for Kids

Presents a collection of jokes for young readers, including one liners, knock knock jokes, and tongue twisters.

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Kids can't get enough of laughter--so they can't get enough of Rob Elliot's hilarious joke books! Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids is an all-new collection of knock-knock jokes that will have kids and kids-at-heart rolling in the aisles. Jokes like Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben away for a while but I'm back now This new book from Rob Elliott is poised to reach and even surpass the more than 165,000 copies sold of his first book, Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids.

Made You Laugh

What do you get when you take tons of hilarious one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and tongue twisters, then add dozens of hilarious illustrations? Sandy Silverthorne's latest joke book! This crazy-fun, fully illustrated book is filled with the best clean humor around. Jokes like What do you call a flock of sheep rolling down a hill? A lamb-slide! Knock, knock Who's there? Ammonia. Ammonia who? Ammonia little kid. How should I know? I'm terrified of elevators so I'm taking steps to avoid them. Get ready for hours of fun making your friends laugh, making your family laugh, but mostly making yourself laugh! Ideal for kids ages 6-12.

The Laugh a Day Book of Bloopers Quotes Good Clean Jokes

A 365-day humor collection: each day includes a joke, a wacky church bulletin blooper, and a humorous quote.

Really Bad Dad Jokes

Bring out the groans with Really Bad Dad Jokes! Do you enjoy making puns about the most random things you can think of? Do you enjoy inducing embarrassment and eye-rolling from your family? Do you often crack yourself up with your own jokes? Then Really Bad Dad Jokes is for you! In this follow-up to Dad Jokes, you’ll find a multitude of the ultimate dad jokes, such as: If prisoners could take their own mug shots, would they be called cellfies? Dogs can’t operate MRI machines. . . but catscan! What did one plate say to the other? “Lunch is on me!” What does a martial arts expert drink? Kara-tea And many, many more! With over 400 unbearably funny puns, quips, and one-liners, Really Bad Dad Jokes is your secret to mastering one of the most groanworthy arts of being a dad.

Now That s Funny

I keep telling people about the benefits of eating dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness. Where do young chickens go on vacation? Chick-ago! Knock, knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay, W-H-O. Packed full of one-liners, riddles, knock-knock jokes, and hilarious cartoons, Now That's Funny is the latest illustrated collection from jokester Sandy Silverthorne. Get ready for hours of making your friends, your family, and most of all yourself laugh with good, clean humor for kids of all ages!

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The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2

800+ More silly jokes for kids to keep them laughing! Calling all comedians! This is the super silly joke-book sequel you've been waiting for! Welcome to The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2--the second installment in this best-selling kid's humor series that's guaranteed to make you a local legend--or, at least, the cleverest coyote on your block! Inside, you'll find hundreds of clean and corny jokes for kids, including knee-slappin' knock-knocks, side-splitting puns, rib-tickling riddles, and a whole lot more! All reading levels are sure to love it on long car rides, family vacations, and around the house. There's also a joke-writing chapter in the back to create your own laughs! The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2 features: Jokes galore--Discover family-friendly jokes for kids in every format that are sure to tickle your funny bone! Hilarious images--LOL-funny illustrations make reading engaging for all ages. Fun facts, too!--In every chapter, you'll find Silly Stats to learn a little as you laugh. You're sure to become the toast of the town with The Big Book of Silly Jokes for Kids 2!

Amazing Tips to Make You Smarter

Loaded with fun, offbeat trivia and Sandy Silverthorne's hilarious cartoons, this book will make you smarter and much more fun to be around. Who wouldn't want to hear which two first-world countries haven't signed a treaty to end WWII or where the phrase 'a blue moon' came from?

I Crack Myself Up

I figured it out! The chicken crossed the road to get away from the stupid rooster! I once asked a friend what her kittens name was and she replied; Free to good home! Time for bed! I plan on dreaming of paying all my bills with good checks! One time my mother made me so furious! So ?Ǫ I sent my teenagers to stay with her for awhile! My kids begged me for a pot belly pig. I said; 'NO! I already had one and divorced it!Growing up I read anything funny I could get my hands on. I would follow my family members around reading jokes and funny stories. My dad still tells me I only crack myself up! I live to find the funny moments in life and make others laugh out loud.

Side Splitting Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Presents a collection of knock-knock jokes arranged by such topics as 'Don't kick the door in,' 'Knock yourself silly,' and 'The doorbell is broken'.

You Can Draw Bible Stories for Kids

Would you like to help the children in your life make a deeper connection with God through the Bible? Professional actor and illustrator Sandy Silverthorne provides short and often humorous accounts that will grab kids’ attention and keep them engaged in some of the greatest stories of the Bible. But more than that, this book shows young readers, ages 7 to 11, how to easily create their own illustrations. As they practice the simple, step-by-step instructions drawing various Bible characters, animals, and other objects, they will interact with each story, in a way that makes it personal and memorable.

The Awesome Book About God for Kids

Kids ages eight to eleven will love these thoroughly up-to-date retellings of stories from the Bible. Each one highlights an important aspect of God’s nature, including... God is my defender and protector (Daniel in the lions’ den). God is the best listener (Hannah’s prayer). God wants to know me personally (Jesus and Zacchaeus). With delightful cartoon drawings on nearly every page and a brief application after each story, this collection is perfect for young readers to enjoy on their own or with adults by their side.

A Crack Up at the Race Riots

This reprinting of Korine's first novel presents fragments of a portrait in multimedia: print, photographs, drawings, news clippings, handwriting, a poem, attempted diagrams, clip art; but mostly text, including hard-luck stories, off-and-on-colour jokes, script-scraps, found letters, free rhymes, drug flashbacks and other scenes, exploring the world of show-biz with feet set lightly in the black humours of the real ol' world. This excretion of the danglers of public life would make William Burroughs sigh and turn the page, at least.

Joke tionary Jokes

Joke-tionary Jokes will have your children giggling as they read and share hundreds of good, clean, and hilarious jokes. Get ready for some funny family time! Your children will want to share with friends and family the jokes they find in Joke-tionary. Chock-full of more than 444 jokes accompanied by humorous illustrations, this book will help your kids grow their confidence as they tell jokes to friends and family. Each title in the Knock-Knock Rocks series includes a special knock-knock section. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, the fun doesn't end!

Jokes for Kids 101 Funny Jokes for 7 Year Olds

Looking for a fun way for your 7 year old to enjoy reading? No more listening to kids made up 'jokes' No more lame jokes from Christmas crackers For the future comedian in the family, who loves to make people laugh, this book has it all. Corny jokes. Silly one-liners. Good groaners. Clever puns. They'll be telling jokes to friends and family for hours! All jokes age appropriate - no offensive jokes or ones which go over their head like other books... Warning: Laughter is contagious ...so you might even find yourself cracking up! Fresh, clean fun for the whole family! So if you're looking for a great gift or stocking filler, scroll up and click 'add to cart' today! P.S. Primary/Elementary School Teachers - these books are a great way to reward good classroom behavior P.P.S. Telling jokes and making others laugh is proven to increase a child's confidence

Reader s Digest Fun Jokes for Funny Kids

Where does a king keep his armies?... ...In his sleevies! Do you have a budding comedian on your hands? Loaded with Knock Knock jokes, riddles, one-liners, tongue twisters and puns, Fun Jokes for Funny Kids will give them hours of new material that will keep kids ages 6-12 rolling in laughter. Knock Knock jokes, riddles, tongue twisters and puns guaranteed to make your kids (and you) laugh out loud. Also includes illustrations and cartoons for extra giggles. Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Boo hoo! ...Boo hoo who? Aww, don't cry--it's just a joke! Knock Knock. ...Who's there? Olive. ...Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it! What do you call an old snowman? ...Water! Which dinosaur knew the most words? ...The thesaurus! What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...fsh! What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! How do turtles talk to each other? By using shell phones! Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed! Why did the spider go to the computer? To check his web site. Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

Belly Laugh Funniest Grossest Jokes for Kids

A hilarious collection of 350 unique gross jokes, complete with hysterical illustrations and a laugh noise button! How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! What did one toilet say to the other toilet? You look a bit flushed! Belly Laugh Funniest, Grossest Jokes for Kids is full of hilarious and disgusting fun! From snappy one-liners to hilarious puns, this collection is complete with 350 jokes for kids and is complemented by sidesplitting line drawings. Perfect for long car rides, rainy days, and hanging out with friends, this book is sure to bring laughter and fun into your home. For kids ages five and up, this book is perfect for home, school, or really anywhere! Also included is a laughing-sound button for added entertainment!

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Q: What's bright eyed and bushy tailed?
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